Ok, so up until recently I haven't taken advantage of the "bartender privelidge" and, I'm not talking about the sleeping in until one and going to work at four privelidge. I'm talking about the advantage that a bartender has over the average guy whith the ladies. This past week I have had sex with three different women, received oral sex from two women, made out with four women, kissed ten women, have been called by 7 different women and have received phone numbers from 21 women. Highlights of my week include, having sex on the first date, having sex without a date, hearing the sentence,"you should come over to my place tomorrow, I have a jacuzzi" while in bed nude,and seeing my first clitoral piercing. Also I have experienced a general,"I want to do you" gaze on the face of every woman that I have come into contact with. One wonan even beat me to the, "I'm not looking for anything serious right now" speech. It was like all of the pleasure without all of the guilt. Honestly it took all of the fun out of it. I must have had sex more in a 48 hour period with that woman that I have ever had with anyone, including myself, in my life. But when it was all said and done, I just wanted to be alone, drink a couple of beers and watch some HBO on demand by myself. I should probably remember this when I'm married with kids and some hot temptrest comes on to me. Ah well, crazy week, fun week, good week. By palz!
Posted by seansix0
at 6:38 AM EST
