Drunk at 6, the day after Christmas.
Mood:  spacey
Now Playing: Lay lady lay, Bob Dylan
Let's preface this e-mail by saying I'm drunk and it's 6:30 in the morning. I've had an interesting Christmas week. I met a girl on the internet. She sent me a picture of her boobs, a pair of fake 34 double d's. I found out that yahoo singles chat rooms are only online stripers at 4 am. My club made local tv news for a stabbing and a riot. I met a girl as thoughtful as I am. Missed my family for Christmas. Went out to a sushi place for Christmas dinner. Had two bottles of saki and a huge plate of sushi before work. Hung out with 30 Israeli students. Ate 15 packs of ramen noodles. Witnessed a Bonnell family Christmas eve. Met my best friends three month old baby for the first time. Experienced a masturbation drought. Got tired. Finished Blog post. Merry Christmas pals. I love you all.